<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2964835283853775505</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:17:30.893-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mr Misdemeanor</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mr Misdemeanor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11381930426672416874</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWobE6DtzI/AAAAAAAAACQ/-YAg01HyDS0/S220/ticket2.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2964835283853775505.post-5201331203713539327</id><published>2009-03-07T09:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-07T09:37:34.569-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Soap Operas - $900</title><content type='html'>Hi. I've been around forever and no one knows my name. I'll give you 40k if you can even name my character. I'll be in my trailer reading scripts if anyone needs me. It's cheaper than going to the movies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SbKvyMPwWbI/AAAAAAAAAEw/UeI4gUg2x_s/s1600-h/soaps+3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 258px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SbKvyMPwWbI/AAAAAAAAAEw/UeI4gUg2x_s/s320/soaps+3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310500187438864818" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bare chests, needless shoveling, hairless romance, sunshine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SbKvxqiTFbI/AAAAAAAAAEo/R4-HkR3xoag/s1600-h/soaps+2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 207px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SbKvxqiTFbI/AAAAAAAAAEo/R4-HkR3xoag/s320/soaps+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310500178389833138" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Went with amnesia again. Never would have guessed it. If that doesn't work, go with the great hair'd ex showing up just before the wedding. On a motorcycle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SbKvxgi3vvI/AAAAAAAAAEg/Qa4AMwgSl7o/s1600-h/soaps+1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SbKvxgi3vvI/AAAAAAAAAEg/Qa4AMwgSl7o/s320/soaps+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310500175707881202" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2964835283853775505-5201331203713539327?l=mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/feeds/5201331203713539327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2964835283853775505&amp;postID=5201331203713539327' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/5201331203713539327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/5201331203713539327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/2009/03/soap-operas-900.html' title='Soap Operas - $900'/><author><name>Mr Misdemeanor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11381930426672416874</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWobE6DtzI/AAAAAAAAACQ/-YAg01HyDS0/S220/ticket2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SbKvyMPwWbI/AAAAAAAAAEw/UeI4gUg2x_s/s72-c/soaps+3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2964835283853775505.post-7252943701221361896</id><published>2008-12-03T18:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-03T18:30:33.155-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sloppy Drunk - $99</title><content type='html'>Getting so drunk you are less you and more a fleshy crash dummy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/STc-VtEHrLI/AAAAAAAAAD4/CMVefPRBQdY/s1600-h/sloppy+1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/STc-VtEHrLI/AAAAAAAAAD4/CMVefPRBQdY/s320/sloppy+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275754031082876082" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Getting so drunk your normally hot ass just says 'vomit smell'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/STc-V2jYKgI/AAAAAAAAAEA/FeLeRYwqR3w/s1600-h/sloppy+2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/STc-V2jYKgI/AAAAAAAAAEA/FeLeRYwqR3w/s320/sloppy+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275754033629899266" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shotgunning Japanese beeru sideways will halp plevent sroppy ddunk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/STc-VwBE6nI/AAAAAAAAAEI/g4iIosr7W5A/s1600-h/sloppy+3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 255px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/STc-VwBE6nI/AAAAAAAAAEI/g4iIosr7W5A/s320/sloppy+3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275754031875418738" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2964835283853775505-7252943701221361896?l=mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/feeds/7252943701221361896/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2964835283853775505&amp;postID=7252943701221361896' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/7252943701221361896'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/7252943701221361896'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/2008/12/sloppy-drunk-99.html' title='Sloppy Drunk - $99'/><author><name>Mr Misdemeanor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11381930426672416874</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWobE6DtzI/AAAAAAAAACQ/-YAg01HyDS0/S220/ticket2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/STc-VtEHrLI/AAAAAAAAAD4/CMVefPRBQdY/s72-c/sloppy+1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2964835283853775505.post-3167165112128004817</id><published>2008-11-14T12:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-14T13:22:12.662-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Eating at Luby's Before Retirement Age - $50</title><content type='html'>Trays.  Cafeteria lines.  Mac n cheese.  Overpriced food.  The smell of a retirement home.  Oxygen tanks.  Incontinence.  Regret.  Dead bodies.  Jello.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3qmNGmOoI/AAAAAAAAADQ/Lie7_NTQYM8/s1600-h/luby+asst.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3qmNGmOoI/AAAAAAAAADQ/Lie7_NTQYM8/s320/luby+asst.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268625081166609026" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Competent staff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3qmup0YrI/AAAAAAAAADY/utOXLhj3_Y4/s1600-h/luby+meal.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3qmup0YrI/AAAAAAAAADY/utOXLhj3_Y4/s320/luby+meal.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268625090172707506" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tolerable food.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3qm2YqDtI/AAAAAAAAADg/4r_eAp16t0Q/s1600-h/luby+fam.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 218px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3qm2YqDtI/AAAAAAAAADg/4r_eAp16t0Q/s320/luby+fam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268625092248211154" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Free check-ups.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3rTcR3wII/AAAAAAAAADw/pCPMziewAHw/s1600-h/luby+oxy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3rTcR3wII/AAAAAAAAADw/pCPMziewAHw/s320/luby+oxy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268625858334539906" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Early bird specials.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3qnNGUHeI/AAAAAAAAADo/qtT6MlR4vW4/s1600-h/luby+hearse.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 222px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3qnNGUHeI/AAAAAAAAADo/qtT6MlR4vW4/s320/luby+hearse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268625098345291234" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On stand-by.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2964835283853775505-3167165112128004817?l=mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/feeds/3167165112128004817/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2964835283853775505&amp;postID=3167165112128004817' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/3167165112128004817'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/3167165112128004817'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/2008/11/eating-at-lubys-before-retirement-age.html' title='Eating at Luby&apos;s Before Retirement Age - $50'/><author><name>Mr Misdemeanor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11381930426672416874</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWobE6DtzI/AAAAAAAAACQ/-YAg01HyDS0/S220/ticket2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SR3qmNGmOoI/AAAAAAAAADQ/Lie7_NTQYM8/s72-c/luby+asst.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2964835283853775505.post-1529572918362681806</id><published>2008-11-06T06:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-11-06T06:51:03.539-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sweatering Your Dog - $150</title><content type='html'>Ladies, you've already played the cute card by purchasing the miniature dog.  The only thing a sweater adds is humiliation.  (If you bedazzle it, I will hunt and kill you.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SRMDaEa-FGI/AAAAAAAAAC4/X3f0CxE7Qkw/s1600-h/dog+sweater.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 277px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SRMDaEa-FGI/AAAAAAAAAC4/X3f0CxE7Qkw/s320/dog+sweater.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265556135724586082" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fine is doubled if the sweater is also a costume. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SRMDaVzLzyI/AAAAAAAAADA/PtlNbie914k/s1600-h/coping+dog.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 193px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SRMDaVzLzyI/AAAAAAAAADA/PtlNbie914k/s320/coping+dog.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265556140389551906" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Post-Costume Stress Disorder. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SRMDaQjw7qI/AAAAAAAAADI/HB-Sj_soY_8/s1600-h/dog+sweater+argyle.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 270px; height: 252px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SRMDaQjw7qI/AAAAAAAAADI/HB-Sj_soY_8/s320/dog+sweater+argyle.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265556138982698658" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Argyle is cool in all forms.  Even dog sweaters.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2964835283853775505-1529572918362681806?l=mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/feeds/1529572918362681806/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2964835283853775505&amp;postID=1529572918362681806' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/1529572918362681806'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/1529572918362681806'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/2008/11/sweatering-your-dog-150.html' title='Sweatering Your Dog - $150'/><author><name>Mr Misdemeanor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11381930426672416874</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWobE6DtzI/AAAAAAAAACQ/-YAg01HyDS0/S220/ticket2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SRMDaEa-FGI/AAAAAAAAAC4/X3f0CxE7Qkw/s72-c/dog+sweater.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2964835283853775505.post-3141223264469804314</id><published>2008-09-24T19:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-24T19:30:42.905-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wearing Crocs - $25</title><content type='html'>According to Crocs Anatomy, Crocs reduce muscle fatigue by 62%.  They also give you the gay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNr0vSN4KSI/AAAAAAAAACw/3l_ILXBwstQ/s1600-h/crocs_shoes_1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNr0vSN4KSI/AAAAAAAAACw/3l_ILXBwstQ/s320/crocs_shoes_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249777408834808098" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;High Heeled Crocs.  When you want your look to say 'Fashion-Sense-Failure'.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNr0vP5wWTI/AAAAAAAAACo/cGucrHmGauk/s1600-h/crocs+hh.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNr0vP5wWTI/AAAAAAAAACo/cGucrHmGauk/s320/crocs+hh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249777408213539122" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2964835283853775505-3141223264469804314?l=mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/feeds/3141223264469804314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2964835283853775505&amp;postID=3141223264469804314' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/3141223264469804314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/3141223264469804314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/2008/09/wearing-crocs-25.html' title='Wearing Crocs - $25'/><author><name>Mr Misdemeanor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11381930426672416874</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWobE6DtzI/AAAAAAAAACQ/-YAg01HyDS0/S220/ticket2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNr0vSN4KSI/AAAAAAAAACw/3l_ILXBwstQ/s72-c/crocs_shoes_1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2964835283853775505.post-6091644550969035296</id><published>2008-09-20T17:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-20T18:06:45.692-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Even More CSI - $100</title><content type='html'>CSI: NY.  CSI: Vegas.  CSI: Criminal Intent.  CSI: Caruso Sunglasses.  CSI: Jack-Bauer-Intense.   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Again. Retreading the classics Hangin' Tough, The Right Stuff, and Four Twinks and A Bear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWLo64FeEI/AAAAAAAAABM/LZFa4fhYY2E/s1600-h/normal_nkotb0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWLo64FeEI/AAAAAAAAABM/LZFa4fhYY2E/s320/normal_nkotb0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5248254475885705282" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reliving 90210 only lays the groundwork for another Dawson's Creek.  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Bret Michaels contests his ticket and is found Not Guilty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWLpAGDSHI/AAAAAAAAABU/DKMGjW6AZYQ/s1600-h/bret+michaels.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWLpAGDSHI/AAAAAAAAABU/DKMGjW6AZYQ/s320/bret+michaels.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5248254477286459506" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2964835283853775505-8290564502236403670?l=mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/feeds/8290564502236403670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2964835283853775505&amp;postID=8290564502236403670' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/8290564502236403670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2964835283853775505/posts/default/8290564502236403670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mrmisdemeanor.blogspot.com/2008/09/nostalgic-retreads-5500.html' title='Nostalgic Retreads - $5,500'/><author><name>Mr Misdemeanor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11381930426672416874</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWobE6DtzI/AAAAAAAAACQ/-YAg01HyDS0/S220/ticket2.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XNRIskaelk8/SNWLo64FeEI/AAAAAAAAABM/LZFa4fhYY2E/s72-c/normal_nkotb0.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2964835283853775505.post-6148340948485094257</id><published>2008-09-19T18:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-19T20:50:27.584-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Interrupting a Good Jerk - $220</title><content type='html'>Hi, I'm Miranda, from Sex And The City And That One Unfuckable Red Head. 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